Insults + Quotes: Practice Dialogue

Title: Just another Day for a Playa
Dramatic Personae:
Matt – big time playa and is caught having sex with another woman
Karen – innocent girlfriend who catches Matt cheating on her
Set Description: Karen walks into the house to see Matt without any clothes on and sees other women’s panties on the floor. The bedroom is a complete mess. A heated argument occurs from this.

(Enter Karen)
Karen: When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.

Matt: What’s that suppose to mean?

Karen: How can you explain this?
(Karen holds up another woman’s panties)

Matt: Huh?

Karen: You hear me talkin’ hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on you ass.
(She takes a lamp and hurls it at him)

Matt: Well you’re nothing but a yeasty common-kissing hugger-mugger!!

Karen: Oh Yeah! You are a gleeking hell-hated death token and to top that you’re just a craven half-faced maggot-pie.

Matt: I just hate you and I hate your ass face. All you are is a bootless milk-livered bum bailey.

Karen: How dare you call me those things!?!? You probably are sleeping with loggerheaded fat-kidneyed boar-pig women.

Matt: Hey don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Karen (in a furious tone): You make me sooo mad!!!!! How can you hurt me like this?

Matt: Karen? Darling? Light of my life?...I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash’em right the f---in!
(Matt takes out a bat and hits Karen in the head)

Matt: AH HAHAHAHA!!!

(Karen lies motionless on the floor)

(Enter other woman)

Other Woman: Let’s just start making out in front of her…

(Matt and other woman start making out in front of an unconscious Karen)