
Vince Carter. One day he is jumping over a 7"2 Frenchman. The next day he is lying on the ground completely motionless. Vince Carter exploded on to the NBA scene in 1998 being drafted by the Golden State Warriors, but before he could even get his jersey he was traded to the Toronto Raptors. Maybe the Warriors felt that Vince was grotesque and juvenile much like how the Toronto fans feel today. The Raptors could no longer deal with Vince Carter’s absurdity and obscure injuries, which than landed VC in New Jersey. Every time he comes to play a game against Toronto now, it is a bombastic summer blockbuster. It is a magnetic encounter. Toronto fans always have a frazzled feeling and are flabbergasted on why he is so popular, even after all his corruption. Toronto fans find him to be like a whiny baby, an ugly one at that. If he is such a finical figure, why not get some liposuction or better yet suit his personality and get surgically effeminized? Maybe just bashing Vince Carter is one of the many jolts to life.

2 comments:
I can tell you like sports ALOT. I'm not really into sports but this seemed really interesting.
carter is a punk. enough said
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